So a few weeks ago my friend decides she's going to set me up with one of her other friends. She's talking her up and trying to get me
really psyched about it and all that wonderful stuff. I was slightly interested and decided to entertain the thought for a little while, but
like everyone who knows me - I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now. I figured at most I'd make a new friend or something along those lines.
At first she seemed pretty cool - smart, entertaining to talk to, and so on... until...
...she wouldn't shut the fuck up. Seriously. The first few times of hanging out, it was nice since it shows how a person reacts and responds to normal
conversation, except she wouldn't let you get a word in, and when she did, she didn't pay attention. Whatever. Not a big deal. Then comes the blackberry
messages. In blackberry messenger, when someone is writing a message, it says "XXXX is writing a message". Well, for her, it should say "XXXX is writing
a fucking novel that nobody will ever care to read because she sucks at telling stories and rambles on for ever and doesn't shut up and sends 1.2 million
messages every 30 seconds while you're at work or trying to sleep so you might as well delete her now and save yourself the trouble".
Alas, I didn't block her and stop talking to her, however I did show her I wasn't interested with the generic answers/responses that any normal person
would pick up on. You know - "lol" or "I hear ya" or "yea..." or "haha" and so on. Okay, now, I shouldn't hold that against a person, and normally I wouldn't.
I like interesting conversations, and once in a while she actually had something worthwhile to say. If you argued any points with her, her only comeback would
be "well, such and such means this in my head". Yes. Because the world actually cares what your psuedo defined words in your head mean. At least me and my friends
got several laughs out of her texts and whatnot.
So the other night she comes over (I invited her over because I was really tired of getting a thousand text messages and I figured I could at least pretend
like I cared about what she had to say) and we just shoot the shit and talk for a little while. The first thing that annoyed me was the constant texting and
her not getting the hint with the short, one word responses, that I didn't want to text. The second thing was it took her over an hour to get here. Before
you start thinking that she might have hit traffic, it was 10:00 PM when I invited her over, and she lives maybe a mile away. I was seriously about to say fuck it
and go to bed. I know, she might have been shaving her pooter in hopes to land in my bed, but that wasn't happening - I was sober and couldn't drink because
of work. So there was already 2 strikes against her. Strike 3 came when she started talking about her ex texting her and all sorts of other dumb shit that
nobody cares about except her, because she loves getting attention - good and bad. That should have been enough for me to say "go home, I'm going to bed", but I didn't.
So we get onto the topic, or rather "argument", of how I believe people have control over everything in their lives, except for the impossible. She argued that. An
excuse for everything. People like her are the ones who end up nowhere in life because they don't even make the slightest attempt at fixing their issues, and yet
bitch about everything wrong in their life. This is also the same person who said she couldn't stand it when people bitch about things and tried to get attention
because their "lame" or whatever way she put it.
So, the argument goes on, and she's starting to get teary eyed. I can see it, and she couldn't hide it. I struck a nerve and personally, I didn't care at the
time, and I still don't. Get over the shit that happened years ago and quit living in the past. Get a fucking clue and move on with your life. Morons. The more
this girl talked, the more I realized she was as smart as a fucking rock. So she bounces, and with attitude. I send a text asking if she's mad at me, and no response.
I send a text about 10 or 15 minutes later saying "I'll take that as a yes" and was heading for sleep (it was nearly 2:30 or 3:00 AM by this point). I wasn't going to
lose any sleep over this. She texts back saying she was talking to her "stupid friend, the one that nobody likes, the one that drives the Scion TC" and was dealing with
her "stupid problems that nobody wanted to deal with". Sound like a poor excuse? Absolutely. Trash talking her friends (which wasn't the first time), and since I don't
use real names on this site except for my own, her friends name rhymes with StepOnMe.
The next morning, I get some retarded text message from "Rock" (as in dumb as a rock) saying how my attitude has changed and I'm not acting the same as I was before and
I was neglecting her and I should show interest in her and....who cares... she was becoming crazy. I hadn't changed anything on how I acted - I'm an asshole by nature,
and I don't hide that fact; I embrace it and use it to my advantage. I point all this out to her - I sat and talked with her, listened to music with her, talked about music
with her, went to the store with her (needed cigs and something to drink), brought her to McDumpsters so she could have her milkshake fix, and walked her outside when she
left. Now, this doesn't mean I want to date her or marry her; I was simply being polite and courteous. So where is this attitude coming from? She attacked my character as well
saying how she felt used and that we're losing (or lost) communication and haven't talked about our feelings in a while and whatever other nonsense she was babbling about.
No idea on how she felt used. I didn't do anything to make her feel that way. I said while drunk "if the sex is good I'll date you", but honestly, if a girl said that to me,
I'd just do a hit it and quit it and not date her. If I actually did say that, I wouldn't expect to have a solid relationship based on that one comment and I'd turn and walk
the other way. The naivety of people is astounding sometimes. So, just in that one comment, she showed me how presumptuous she was. We had never even spoke of dating at this point.
If I had any interest in her, it was all lost the moment that text came through. Stupid bitchy mood that she blamed on her off balance of hormones or some dumb shit.
One thing that really annoyed me was how she claimed she was presented with a record contract from Capitol Records. She apparently plays guitar (however, failed to realize
my acoustic was out of tune, and couldn't even fret a simple open C chord, but I digress), and it felt as if she was competing against me because I had proof of being signed to
an independent label, yet she had this label attempt to sign her band but someones daddy decided to decline signing a contract. Seriously? Who the fuck does that? Exactly. No proof
any ways. Pretentous douchebag.
But what set this whole thing off was her claim to success in Wii bowling and how spectacular she is at it (yet threw my Wii mote into my TV - first time I've ever seen it happen,
and I swear you must be retarded to let it go. My coworkers argue with me on that, but with all the people I've ever known to have a Wii and get into a game, I've never seen it happen). So
she gets out of work and asks me what I'm up to. I tell her I'm playing a Super Nintendo game (by name, didn't say what it was, though I did say playing such and such a game) and she
was confused over that. She was "thinking dirrrrrrrrty ;)" when I said "playing my latest obsession". Now, if I was playing with a vagina or boobies, I wouldn't even respond to her texts, and
if I was hinting at her for that, I'd need to get stupid drunk. So she texts back saying "Jeez dude is that all you do?!?!". Ok, some of us actually have a 40 hour a week job and have maybe
4 hours of time to get shit done after work, so if I had the urge to play a game and unwind for an hour or 2, I can. Mkay? Secondly, I'm usually out and about doing what I need to or
out with friends doing random shit until 8 to 10 PM (unless it's on a weekend), and don't get much time to game - hence why I didn't renew my Xbox Live. I pointed it out, and told her that
was an ignorant comment. She writes back "lmao!!!!! WOW. You're such a hypocrite and a waste of time", yet I'm not a hypocrite, though a waste of time is an opinion - and hers doesn't matter.
All I have to say about her, and people like her, is the world would be better off without you. No. Seriously. Go on an island with people like yourself and leave society. Take your pretentous
attitude that you're so much better than everyone else and get a fucking clue. You're ugly. For real. It looks like you got hit with a school bus. Apparently I have a bad memory because she doesn't
pay attention. Oh, and I must not know how to buy a house, after all, I fucking own one. I think she actually beat out the last person who I declared the most ignorant person in the world, and she
made my ex whom never graduated high school look very smart. And for the record, I'd rather cut a hole in my wall, line it with rusty nails and fuck it before sticking it in you. Now quit driving
past my house and honking because I'm home. I know I'm home. Quit being a fucking creeper and stalker.
On a brighter note - I'm now 1 stupid person less with people I associate with than I was when I woke up this morning :)
