It's Saturday morning and TheEx and I had just woken up. We were planning on going over to Ace's house and hang with him like every Saturday before bowling to watch a movie or 2 and eat lunch.
TheEx get's a text message about watching her friends son for the night. That kind of annoyed me because I'm not a fan of watching other peoples children who aren't disciplined or taught how to
act around other people, as well as it being TheEx's last gaurenteed weekend off from work. She was also annoyed because it was her last weekend off and she didn't want to spend half of it watching
someone else's child. On top of that, she didn't want to go to Rhode Island and I couldn't let her take the car because I was on call for work, so if she were to watch him, it would have to be at
our house. Unfortunately she couldn't say no and went to go pick him up.
She got back home with the kid and we both took turns getting ready to go to the bowling alley because I had league. We make our way to the alley and try to make the best of it with having to watch
an 8 year old. League finishes up and we talk with Ace for a few, who decides he's going to come over for a little while and watch a movie and hang out.
On the ride home, the kid was in the back seat behind me playing his Nintendo DS. TheEx sends me a text message saying "I'm so horny", so what did I do? I started playing with her while driving. She
gives me the "I want you to pull over so I can fuck the shit out of you" look. I take her hand and show her how worked up she's gotten me, and she checks on the kid behind me. She reaches over and unzips
my pants, slides my bits and pieces out of my boxers, and goes to town. She's stroking, sucking, and teasing while we were on the highway. Normally I'll drive a bit fast, but this time I couldn't. Everything
going on felt way too good to be in a rush to get home, even if we were meeting Ace.
After about 5 to 10 minutes, TheEx looks up and sees how fast we're going.
TheEx: Can you speed up?
Me: That depends...can you?
She flashed this evil grin and began working on me as if it were the last supper. She leaned up and continued to use her hand so she could position her and get more comfortable, when
I let her know I was coming to fruition. She takes her hands off me to loosen up her hoodie a bit, and with that last stroke of genius, I was sent over the edge. It must've been one of the biggest loads ever,
you know, one of those Peter North 8 ropers. She's staring at it like it's a freak show going on while I was getting a 30 second money shot all over my pants.
TheEx: Holy shit, I was getting ready to sacrifice my mouth too!
Me: Ugh, seriously? That sucks...
TheEx hands me a shirt or something to clean up the mess a bit, when I realize that it fucking got all over the steering wheel. I was cleaning the bottom half of the steering wheel, my shorts, the seat belt, and my
hands while TheEx is laughing and snorting. While I'm driving and sitting there thinking "Damn, she was going to give me something she hasn't given me the chance to do and I blew it...literrally", she's having a joyous
time laughing. I completely forgot about the kid in the car, until he said "I heard that", referring to TheEx's snorting, which sent us over the edge.
As we pull off the highway, we make our way to Dunkin' Donuts to get her a coffee and me a flatbread, and headed back home.
Ace beat us home.
Ace: How'd I beat you guys here? I had to stop and get gas. It doesn't make any sense
TheEx: We had some fun...(whispering)
Ace: Huh? I can't hear you...
Me: She gave me road head and I didn't want to ... speed
